Who are you, and what have you done with Jess?

For someone pierced and tattoed, who usually sounds like a very profane teenager, and who just spent the day listening to Brazilian speed metal in a wife-beater, I'm not sure where I just pulled this work-related email to my boss out of:

I'm thinking that maybe after our Monday and Wednesday calls, someone should compile a summary of all of the action items and email them around so we're all on the same page and have something to refer back to next time we meet. Do you think this is a good idea? If so, I'm happy to do it, unless you think it should fall onto someone else's plate. Please let me know.

To review:

• Action items


• On the same page


• Someone else's plate

It's a good thing I actually love my job, or I might have to quit and deprogram myself.