Reunited and it feels so good

I believe it was my good friend Petey who once crowned me "The Queen of Regression." It's because I have, on occasion, been known to sleep with exes I'm still fond of when it's convenient and sometimes, when I get really fed up with dating, which is roughly every three seconds, I take inventory of all the available guys I know and try to figure out if I could date any of them, or at the very least, have an unhealthy crush on one of them. It's easier. It's a good distraction. It's why I've been single for three years.

Say what you will about me, but I'm no Pam Anderson (Whose astrological profile I edited today and, if you were wondering, she's a Cancer). First of all, I'm an Aries. Second of all, I'm a natural blond and third of all, the rack. She recycles guys like nobody's business. From TMZ:

Pamela Anderson officially announced today she will marry ex-fiancé now financé again Kid Rock.

You can read the rest here. Despite our differences, Pammy and I do some things in common, though. Those being completely disgusting and shameful crushes on Kid Rock and Tommy Lee. She's the one who actually has to touch them, though. I'm not sure if I'm grateful for or jealous of that.