Regarding Boobs

Him: I can't wait to see your boobs.

Me: What makes you think you're going to see my boobs?

Him: Oh, I will.

Me: You're awfully sure of yourself.

Him: I guarantee I will see your boobs by … August 15th.

Me: You really think so, huh?

Him: Yes.

Clearly, I'll be keeping the girls under wraps until at least August 16th.