Jess, Meet Your New Stepmom

Meet Dilana:



She's one of the contestants on Rock Star: Supernova, a show Mama Cavefish is completely obsessed with. Seriously, she got all the girls at work to start watching it so she'd have people to discuss it with incessantly. She discusses it with me incessantly, despite the fact that it conflicts with So You Think You Can Dance and therefore, I will not be watching it.

Anyway, I have been subjected to weekly updates on what song Dilana performed, what Tommy Lee thought of it, how nervous Mom was when she learned what song it would be and how awesome it ended up being. She's been taping Dilana's performances, and will be forcing me and Curly to watch them next weekend when we're up in Schenectady. She also said that the show was really bringing her "back to rock 'n' roll," and that if Dilana wins the show, she'll be seeing the band when they go on tour. She also said, "Man, if I was gay, I'd be all over that."

I haven't seen Mom gush over a celebrity like this since Lee Horsley.