What? Nothing about the uterus?

Me: "When you got white cum on your underwear do that mean your ready for sex? This is a girl"

Curly: Was that a keyword search?

Me: Yes.

Curly: Do people think Google is a person?

Me: HA!

Curly: Hi Google. I'm a 14-year-old female from Metuchen, NJ. Long time listener, first time caller, if you will.

Me: OMG, you are killing me.