That's about the size of it

The main topic at yesterday's brunch, attended by myself, Jean and My Sharona: penis size. I won't go into what sparked the conversation, only to say that it was a small penis, and not this one, either. Here are my favorite quotes from brunch, which was washed down with Bloody Marys and champagne and mimosas and Bellinis and made having to go home afterward and clean my apartment totally awesome:

Jean: Yeah, but isn't average about seven inches?
My Sharona: Sweetie, we're talking about the REAL average, not YOUR average.

Jean: So I was like, "Are you in?" and he was like, "What?!" and I was like, "Oh, nothing. Oooh, baby! Yeah!"