Making Up

Zach: Maybe we ought to go back to me just asking what type of underwear you have on and forget this whole thing ever happened? Would that be awkward?

Me: I think that's the best idea either one of us has had in a long time.

Zach: Fine. Hey Jess, what kind of underwear are you wearing today? I'm pissed I am being lumped in with a bunch of losers.

Me: Hot pink bikini. And whatever, you suck.

Zach: Not the leopard print? I am better than those fuckers.

Me: Nope, I haven't done laundry. And you're not better. Cuter, probably, but not better.

Me: Oh, and I have a pretty sassy black bra on. Jerk.