Don't mind if I do

This morning, I left DH with a spare set of keys and unlimited use of my apartment and its contents. I just got this email:

Am I free to use your vibrator too? It's so BIG. It scares me. It... intrigues me. You're lucky because I found a Britney CD, blasted it, and ALMOST used the Magic Wand as a mic until I realized what it was.