Show and Tell

Last night at My Sharona's, at the laptop:

Me: Hey, you guys wanna see Portland D?

Jean: Yes!

I pull him up on MySpace.

Me: Isn't he adorable?

Jean: Yes!

My Sharona: He looks Jewish.

Me: He is Jewish.

My Sharona elbows me in the back.

Me: Oh, let me show you Zach.

I pull him up on MySpace.

Jean: He's hot!

Me: I know.

My Sharona: Helloooo Zach!

Me: Oh! I have to show you ladies Hunny Princess!

I pull him up on Nerve.

My Sharona: Oh my God! That guy wrote to me on JDate!

Me: He's Jewish? Doesn't say this on his profile.

My Sharona: He is on JDate. Oh, and he's not 36 on JDate, either. He's 27.

Me: Where does he live on JDate? He lives in Florida on Nerve.

My Sharona: He lives here.

Jean is skeptical.

Jean: Are you sure it's the same guy?

My Sharona: Yes, I'm sure. I remember because I thought he looked like a serial killer.