On urination

Summer's at the Kentucky Derby, and Jean's studying for law school finals, so My Sharona and I decided to kick it old lady style in the West Village last night. In the bathroom at Dublin's, which was so not our scene:

Me: [Peeing]

Me: [Peeing]

Me: [Peeing]

My Sharona: [Over the stall] Jess, are you kidding?

Me [Flushing] I know, right? I'm like Ogre in 'Revenge of the Nerds.'

My Sharona: Totally.

Me: [Coming out of the stall] Can I just say I love you for getting that reference?

And then a ridiculously tall blond girl who so doesn't eat cheeseburgers came out of the other stall and looked down at us (because we're short, although My Sharona's got an inch or two on me) with disdain.