Introducing ... Jess 2.0

Now, with more body art!



P.S. Kindly ignore the dark circles and shiny face. It's Sunday -- it's a wonder I even got out of bed at all. Be happy I didn't show you the pre-cropped photo. Shudder. On a related note, a 25-year-old told me last night that I looked amazing. For my age. I wanted to pop him one.