I have to plan a what?

On the bright side, it's been years since we had a bash at Julie's family's lake house in Galway, NY. On the not-so-bright side, instead of drinking our faces off and getting our asses licked by crazy Irishmen, it will be a baby shower. That I have to plan. As someone with an aversion to all things baby, this should prove to be a challenge.

If I ever get married or have children (Which I probably won't, by choice, but never say never, right?), it will be solely to get back at the friends I've had to plan showers for. You know who you are.

Mrs. F, Kim, Mariner and the Heathers, kindly email me your home addresses. And someone, and by someone I mean Heather #1, better bring the weed.