Battle of the alleged Food Network babes

Every day, a lot of people arrive here via Google searches. Some arrive by looking for information on how to finger a girl's cervix and uterus in just the right sexy way, but the bulk arrive by looking for naked pictures of Rachael Ray and Giada De Laurentiis. Who knew the Food Network was so porny?

Anyway, while I think it's entirely probable that Rachael Ray got drunk at Mardi Gras and flashed her tits once or twice and there might be pictures of that floating around, if there were full-on naked pictures on the Internets, we would have heard about them. She did do that entirely disturbing series of "sexy" kitchen pics for FHM, which I will not be linking to again, but those were fairly clothed.

Giada, on the other hand? I can assure you there are no naked pics of Giada floating around out there. She's too straight-laced for that. Anyone that thinks they're going to find her in her birthday suit are at best, delusional and at worst, dumb.

My feelings for Rachael Ray are no secret, so naturally I'm biased, but I want to hear from you. Who would you most rather see naked? Keep in mind that Giada would cook you something magical before you got to see her naked, and Rachael would throw together some slop in 30 minutes that would have too much cumin in it and give you gas. Behold:

Giada:



Rachael: