Today in Idol

Unfortunately, I don't have predictions to contribute this week, because in addition to the fact that my life has somehow morphed into a bad country song and I'm too much of a basket case to think objectively, Time Warner Cable is determined not to let me watch American Idol. I'm fighting them, though, and believe me when I say I will win or die tryin'. Anyway, I hope that Ace goes home, and if it's not Ace, it's The Pickle, because my love for her, as well as the love of many others, wilted like a daisy in a sauna when she said, "What's a ballsy?" and for that she must be punished, and that punishment is not becoming the next American Idol. All that doesn't mean I can't share Mejack's and Curly's predictions, though. Brilliant and insightful commentary concerning last night's performances on both blogs, FYI.

Mejack: Bottom three: Ace, Elliot, Pickler. Going home: Ace

Curly: Bottom three: Also Ace, Elliot and Pickler. Going home: Elliot

Me: Fuck it. I'll make predictions anyway. I read everything Idol related this morning, so I'm qualified. Bottom three: Ace, Elliot, Paris. Going home: Ace (And this time I mean it. Go home, you wispy-tendriled camera fucker)