It never ends

Nothing can erase the happy glow of spending a lovely evening with an adorable boy (Portland D, in case you haven't been paying attention) quite like Time Warner Cable, who has been depriving me of American Idol for MORE THAN TWO WEEKS, showing up late for their scheduled appointment between 10:00am and 2:00pm. If y'all are watching the news later, and you see that someone has blown up the Time Warner Cable headquarters, I hope you'll be character witnesses at my trial. They DROVE me to it, don't you see?