Basic Instinct II

I was going to write a full-fledged review of this film, which I saw last night (I also saw Crossroads, New York Minute and Brown Bunny in the theater. You got a problem with that?) Anyway, I'm not doing a review, because I feel like ass and the following is all that really needs to be said.

He's got the gun pointed on her. Will he shoot her? Won't he? I lean over to Curly and say, "Please fucking shoot her so she doesn't do Basic Instinct III when she's 70." Seriously, Sharon Stone thinks she's still that hot, and really, I wanted to take a shower after every sex scene, and not in a good way. Shudder.