This week in Idol

I have many, many thoughts on this week's American Idol. Like, skinny tie? Really Ryan Seacrest? And Ayla should have cried three weeks ago, because last night was the first time I really liked her. And it was totally awesome when McPhee and The Pickle both made it into the top 12 and were so happy because they're such good friends, for now anyway, and Paris, who's kind of starting to annoy me, tried to get in on their hug and they totally blew her off. Speaking of hugs, all the man love was adorable and made me hate Ace a little less, and I know I was really in love with him at first but he's doing that Justin Guarini things where he makes sweet love to the camera and it's making me mostly want to punch him in the mouth. And Chris and Mandisa are too good to be on the show. Seriously, just give them record deals and be done with it. But I'm not going to delve too deeply into all that, because there's something that trumps everything else that happened this week. (Spoiler alert)

When Ryan Seacrest asked Gedeon how he felt about getting voted off, he said BY THE BLOOD OF JESUS I AM SAVED. And that's all I got.