Emergency brunch

Yesterday we had what's called an "emergency brunch." Emergency brunch is what happens when someone has a crisis -- usually of an emotional nature and usually about a boy -- during the week and everyone's weekend nights are full. There is food, accompanied by unlimited mimosas (for My Sharona and Summer), bellinis (me) and champagne (Jean). We provide analysis and support, and usually manage to have everyone crying with laughter by the end.

Here are some choice quotes from yesterday's emergency brunch:

So he said he'd come over between 6 and 8 and I was like, what are you, the cable guy?

What? I get naked with guys and don't have sex with them all the time.

Curly said she'd totally bang you if it would make you feel better.

So the next morning I was all like, do you even remember my name, and he's like of course, and then he asks if I remember his name, and I said yes even though I totally didn't.