An annoyed cavefish's new rule

If you've seen me naked and I no longer speak to you because:

A) It's been determined that you are an asshole.
B) You blew me off.
C) You also dated one of my friends, and it was determined that you are an asshole by her, too.
D) We've had neither reason nor occasion to speak to one another in the past year.
E) All of the above

Then stop reading my fucking blog. Hers too.