Your questions, answered

Q: What happened to Tango? Why haven't you mentioned Tango? What's up with you and that guy? What's his name again? Tango?

A: All right, all right. The thing is, I was a little more relationship-focused than he was, and we mutually agreed that it wouldn't be a good idea to keep dating when we weren't on the same page. We also agreed to give the friends thing a try, and I hope we do. That is all. No mess. No drama. No funny anecdote.