When murder isn't an option...

Jean: What am I going to do about [her ex-boyfriend]?

Me: Tell him one more time that you absolutely do not want to see him again. If that doesn't work, start ignoring his texts and emails.

Jean: I'm not sure if I trust The Jess Method of getting rid of exes. It took you, like, two years to get rid of yours.

Me: Hm. Good point. What would [My] Sharona do?