Today in Chuck Palahniuk

It's not every day I get to say that. Anyway...

1) They paged Tyler Durden at the Portland airport, where I'm currently stranded until NYC is less windy.

2) The people sitting behind me are currently having a discussion about Fight Club.

3) The Roommate sent me this bit of genius.

4) I checked out The Angry Comic's Myspace profile today, and he'd swapped out his pic for one of Edward Norton in Fight Club.

Freaking weird, right? Let's hope it's not a preview to a Survivor-like flight home.