Some thoughts on American Idol

- I've never actually heard the Josh Groban song, "You Raise Me Up." However, it's stuck in my head 24/7 because of American Idol. The Roommate and I sang it a billion times, loudly, last night, and I'm pretty sure the neighbors hate us. The Roommate, incidentally, has an uncanny ability to impersonate bad singers. You should hear her do Bai Ling.

- I want to be in an Ace Young/Chris Daughtry sandwich.

- I wish Taylor Hicks would dye and cut his hair and buy a new wardrobe so he doesn't look like my grandpa, because I love love love his voice.

- I am so glad those bitchy twins are gone. Can you imagine what it must have been like for their parents?

- I have a totally creepy Mrs. Robinson thing for Will Makar.

- Both Paula's sanity and wardrobe seem to be much improved, but Simon needs to do something with the hair. It looks like a hedgehog.

That's all for now. I'm sure I'll have more next week.