Dream a little dream of Ed Asner

Me: So I had a dream last night that I bought goldfish, only they were little people, and one of them was Ed Asner.

The Roommate: Ha! Oh my God, I love it.

Me: What the fuck does it mean?

The Roommate: I don't know. Maybe you want to own an older, pudgy bald man.

Me: Who won't live very long.

The Roommate: Wow. That's a good one!

Me: He had a suit on. In the fishbowl.

The Roommate: Of course he did. What else does Ed Asner wear?

The Roommate: Even his underwear has little suits printed on it.

Me: It would have been funnier if he were dressed like a sea monkey. With like, a cape and crown and little staff.

The Roommate: You need to lay off the Nyquil.