Don't be my Valentine -- I'm busy

So I'm glad I don't have to do the Valentine's Day thing this year. Why? 1) Valentine's Day is fucking stupid and 2) I'd rather be at WYSIWYG's Worst. Sex. Ever. show. If y'all live in the area and don't have plans, you should go. Say hi to Curly, Roxy and I if you do.

If every jackass I ever slept with didn't read this blog (Hi guys!), I'd commemorate the occasion by posting my own Worst. Sex. Ever. story. Unfortunately, I'm not so lucky. So no secretly-rolling-my-eyes-behind-the-blindfold story for you.