A conversation with a now-friend who I once had a very brief, very stupid thing with

Me: He's equal parts amused, intrigued and frightened by me.

Him: I think all men are.

Me: All men are NOT afraid of me.

Him: I was.

Me: Yeah, but you're a pussy.

Him: Remind me to beat you the next time I see you.

Me: Oh come on. That was funny.

Him: Yes. And it will be funny as I beat you.