Ask the straight girl

Curly and I recap our night at Cubbyhole on the phone:

Curly: I can't believe you gave a bunch of lesbians directions to Rubyfruit.

Me: I can't believe I'm the only one who knew where it was.

Curly: You're the gayest straight girl ever.

Me: I know. What have you done to me?

Curly: Oh please. You were the gayest straight girl ever when I met you.