Almost. Worst. Sex. Ever.

Happy Valentine's Day, y'all! As I mentioned earlier, I decided to forego anything romantic in lieu of WYSIWYG's Worst. Sex. Ever. Anti-Valentine's Day show. And it did not disappoint. In fact, it was quite hilarious. And then I remembered that I, in fact, do have a worst sex ever story, although it never quite got to the sex part. I actually want to rewrite it, but I've spent at least 14 hours editing crap over the past few days, and I'm tired as all hell. So in its messy entirely, I present to you, The story of Gummy. And as an addendum, I found out later than Gummy likes to be peed on. Just thought I'd mention that.