Who's your boss? Huh, baby?

There are days when I have nothing to give y'all. Like today. After having not one, but two interviews, I'm drained, yo. So from now on, when the well is running dry, I'll be posting fan fiction excerpts. Who's the Boss? fan fiction excerpts, to be exact. From not one, but two possible sites.

CUT TO SAM, CU. She smiles, got the message.

SAM
Jonathan?

CUT BACK.

JONATHAN
Yeah?

CUT TO SAM, CU.

SAM
I love you.

CUT BACK. JONATHAN smiles like a sphinx.

JONATHAN
I know. That's what made me come back in the first place.

SAM
Really?

JONATHAN
Of course. Why would I want a quest for my own self halfway around the world when all the happiness I could wish for is right in front of me?

SAM
Jonathan, you've finally grown up.

They laugh and continue dancing. We hear Al Green singing over the final moments of this episode:

Let's stay together
Loving you whether
Times are good or bad
Happy or sad...


Funny, I always figured Jonathan for one of the gays.