You're so vain…You probably think this blog is about you

Title courtesy of The Roommate

An open letter to every guy I've ever dated, slept with or crushed on that happens to read this blog:

Hi guys! Boy, there sure are an alarming number of you out there, huh? Anyway, we have to talk. About The Bedroom Blog. I'd advise you not to read it, but for some of you (you know who you are), that would just make you want to read it more.

Sometimes I get inspiration from actual events and that influences the storylines I write. Once it hits the paper (or the monitor, rather), however, it bares little resemblance to my life. So guys, what I'm trying to tell you is, my blog characters are not you. Just because they might have one small detail in common with you, doesn't mean they are you. I'm trying to write about themes that all women can relate to, and I'm sorry, but y'all aren't terribly unique with the bullshit you dish out.

In summary, get over yourselves.

Love,
Jess

P.S. Except Suburbs Guy. He's totally Captain Jersey.