On cuteness and nicknaming

Me: I'm trying to decide which pic to put on my Nerve profile. Wanna help?

Kyle: Sure.

Me: This one? Or this one?

Kyle: The 2nd one. Your head is in a more natural position. The other one looks like you are trying to hard to be sexy and mysterious. Although it is very cute. I'm definitely turned on.

Me: Ha! Why do i never like the same pics of me that other people do?

Kyle: Why do women hate "cute?"

Me: Because we want to be sexy.

Kyle: But there are 2 types of cute. There is puppy dog and little girl cute. And then there is, "She's so cute. I want to do something dirty to her" cute.

Me: Ha!

Kyle: I'm not kidding.

Me: Can I post this conversation?

Kyle: Sure.

Me: Do you want a blog nickname? Actually, no. You leave comments as Kyle.

Kyle: You could call me "The best hookup ever who I sometimes get into drama with."

Kyle: But that might be a little long.