Weekend highlights

- Dancing to Swedish cock rock in my skull pajamas all afternoon with Cadence, the one-and-a-half-year-old Scottiana spawn, who might have made me rethink my position on babies.

- BODYWORLDS. It was so ridiculously cool. After walking through the exhibit like an angry five-year-old because I wasn't allowed to touch anything, I was finally able to hold a real-live squishy lung. It's also worth mentioning that I haven't had a cigarette since seeing the smoker's lungs, also.

- Carving pumpkins. Mine was a goofy pirate with a smile that continued to crack Scott up long after it was lit.

- The worst game of Password ever. But also the most fun.

- Having to sleep with the basement light on because Scott scared me with tales of suicide notes and creepy sex pervert drawings found when they moved into the house.

- Good food, good conversation and good friends who I don't see nearly enough of. Methinks I need to get on that.