An open letter to the Reopen 9/11 (conspiracy freaks) people

Dear Reopen 9/11 (conspiracy freaks) people:

Hi! What's up? So, as I'm sure y'all know, yesterday was 9/11. Now, like most New Yorkers, I have a 9/11 story. It involves being late for work and having no time to turn on the news and hauling ass across town and being half asleep and thinking there were so many people milling about because it was the day of the democratic primary and how I was thinking I wanted to vote but didn't have time and reminding myself to do it on the way home and finally realizing what was going on somewhere in Soho and standing on the corner of 6th and Spring and watching the second tower fall and it felt like a Jerry Bruckheimer film only it was real.

I didn't lose anyone on 9/11, but I did lose that sense of invincibility I was walking around with.

Now, Reopen 9/11 (conspiracy freaks) people. The last thing I want to see on 9/11 is your stupid fucking ads spouting off your theories about what caused those buildings to fall. People died, assholes. Exploiting that to try to convince people of your crackpot ideas that the terrorist attacks were an inside job makes me want to kick you. Hard. In the shins.

Blah blah freedom of speech and all that. How about a little sensitivity? I mean, I know you're insane and all, but still. And what was with all of the ads on Lifetime? Do you think women are more gullible or something?

In summary, fuck off.

Love,
Jess

P.S. Michael Moore? If I didn't have such a bone to pick with these nutjobs, I might have some energy left to make some comments about your letter yesterday, but I don't.