On drunk dialing

Sunday morning:

Captain Jersey: Don't forget to drunk dial me tonight.

Me: We have way too much wine and we're down one guest this week. Consider yourself warned.

Monday morning:

Me: In case you were wondering, I do remember leaving you that drunk message last night.

CJ: Your message was more like "tipsy telephoning" than "drunk dialing."

Me: Sorry. I'll try to get more hammered before calling next time.