The Federlines: A study in disappointment

First there was the much-hyped "Letter of Truth," which turned out to be kind of predictable and boring and not nearly as unintentionally funny as I'd hoped.

Then there was Chaotic, which turned out to be kind of predictable and boring and not nearly as unintentionally funny as I'd hoped.

Now there's the naming of the Spederspawn. Sean? I really thought they'd be a little more imaginative than that.

Which means no one won the contest. I'll be very scientifically picking the funniest responses though, and then y'all get to vote, so at least someone will win something.

Fucking Federlines.