Did you know?

Miss Tanya: Did you know a glass of champagne and the average ejaculation have the same amount of calories?

Me: I did not, but I'll certainly keep it in mind.

Miss Tanya: Well, now that you're dating someone.

Miss Tanya: I was just looking up cals for champagne and found that li'l tidbit.

Me: I'm not much of a swallower.

Miss Tanya: Me neither. I'd rather drink champagne.