An apparently much-needed update

Last night, I attended Miss Tanya's Hurricane Relief Event. A good time was had by all, for a good cause. There was a raffle. I won a Starbucks gift card and an A&W T-shirt. I also got to catch up with some old coworkers, you know, the ones from the place that recently fired my ass, and it was brought to my attention several times that this here blog has been short on details lately. And well, I suppose it has. So, an update on what everyone wanted to know about last night:

The job situation: There have been interviews. I turned down an offer to be an editor for a magazine's website because the money was crap. The newsmagazine I interviewed with way back when emailed to say they want me, but there's a hiring freeze and they'll contact me when there isn't and hopefully (for them), I'll still be available. I've had five interviews at the supercool megacorporation that everyone either works at or wants to, including me. I'll stalk them later this afternoon. There have been two interviews for another job I'd like for different reasons. They too will be subjected to my late afternoon stalking. The resumes are still going out. Oh, and nytimes.com? Yes, I will still keep sending you resumes for every position you list until you call me, in case y'all were wondering. The more you ignore me, the closer I get, bitches.

The boy situation: Moving along slowly but nicely with Captain Jersey, which is good because I'm trying to work on that whole impulsive thing. Three dates so far, more to come. There were comments about my "glowing" while I talked about him or some shit last night. I might invite him to go see Red Eye with myself, Curly and Sheila next week, if I don't chicken out on the whole him-meeting-my-friends thing. Linus, incidentally, decided to go off and see the movie, a motherfucking horror movie, without me. Ahem. Anyway, because I'm crazy and I checked, it's important to note that CJ hasn't logged onto the online personals since he met me there. This, I like.

So there you go. And why am I up so early, you ask? I seem to be waking up every morning around five. It's awesome.