Your semi-weekly dose of Jess and Zach

This followed a highly detailed Katie Couric rant of Zach's.

Zach: People in TV are idiots.

Me: Yes.

Zach: If you ever become super famous, don't hire idiots.

Me: Okay.

Zach: Hire me to be your high-priced sex slave.

Me: Do I really have to pay you? Wouldn't you do it for free?

Zach: Well, I would need money for food and clothes and a gym membership. That's basically all I am looking to cover.

Me: Oh okay, I'll pay for that stuff. If you're going to be my manwhore, I want you well-fed and looking good.

Zach: Exactly.