What's messier than Tara Reid on a Saturday night?

Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas on stage, apparently.

Remember when she was little Stacy Ferguson on Kids Incorporated? Remember when the Black Eyed Peas first burst on the scene, and she was a total hottie? Remember when we first heard about her and Josh Duhamel, and actually supported it?

Then, I don't know. Things started to go horribly wrong. And then they got a little worse. Is it drugs? Testosterone pills? Mental illness? Fergie, come back to our side. It's not so scary here, I promise.

And Josh? Run. Seriously. As fast as your finely toned little legs can carry you. And if you need a place to hide out for awhile, I'm here for you. I also have some freshly baked frosted brownies. Just sayin'.