Zach and Jess deconstruct "sexy"

Me: Want to go to the beach with me tomorrow?

Zach: I wish. What's the weather going to be like?

Me: Thunderstorms, but I'll risk it if I wake up and it's sunny.

Zach: Can't. Dad's birthday is tomorrow. Although it's not going to be as exciting as seeing you in a bathing suit.

Me: Is seeing me in a bathing suit still exciting once you've seen me naked?

Zach: Yeah, it is. It's like this. Everyone has seen Paris Hilton naked, right? Yet there is still something sexy about seeing her in clothes. Same applies to you. I saw you naked, yet seeing you clothed is still sexy.

Me: Sweet.

Me: Wait, did you just say you think Paris Hilton is sexy?