Rachel Ray is the best thing that ever happened to this site

I'm not really going to make fun of this, because the Emeril mention kind of takes care of that, but:

Next to Emeril, Ray is the only personality on the television food circuit who's your pal next door -- someone you can kick it with. Her chow is affordable, realistic, and damned good. So it's no surprise that she doesn't appeal on any level to the nouveau-riche pretensions of this gaggle of white suburban yuppies who take some kind of sick pleasure in projecting their own manic trips on her.

Did that bitch really just call me suburban? Call me a "wothless cunt," that I can deal with, but suburban? That's harsh.