Overheard at a sub shop in Jacksonville

A pop song is booming out of the overhead speakers.

Me: Who is this?

Julie: Hm, is it Avril Lavigne?

Me: No, definitely not Avril.

Karl: Sounds like Kelly Clarkson.

Julie: No, it's not Kelly Clarkson.

Me: Wait, is it that Hillary Duff song we heard last night at the bar?

Julie: No.

Me: This is driving me crazy.

Karl: Is it Lindsay Lohan?

Me: No way. Her stuff makes your ears bleed.

Julie: Wait…isn't it… LIZ PHAIR?!

Me: Oh my God. It is.