Overheard at my brother's high school graduation party this weekend
A group of long-haired, tattooed people walk up, smoking cigarettes.
Me: Dad's family?
Little Sister: Yup.
Another group of long-haired, tattooed people walk up, smoking cigarettes.
Me: Dad's family?
Little Sister: Yup.
A woman with a grey mullet walks up.
Me: Hm, who is she?
Little Sister: My mom's family. The mullet threw you off, huh?
Me: Yup.


