Psychic predictions

Saturday night, Azee and I were puzzled to find ourselves completely trashed after very few glasses of South African wine at Spuyten Duyvil. We decided to go elsewhere, which resulted in a Very Important Lesson: If you're having fun, stay where you are.

On the way to our second destination, I thought it might be a good idea to get my palm read. I paid my five dollars, sat down and offered my right hand to the woman on the street.

She said October would be a big career month for me, then we talked about the real reason I was there: My Love Life (or lack thereof).

"You will start a new relationship this month. He will be your soul mate."

"This month?"

"Yes, his name will begin with a J."

While I didn't get any confirmation, I'm pretty sure she meant Jorge Posada. So Jorge, it's already the 6th – you might want to get on that. Thanks.