Dunkin' Donuts new coffee flavor reviews, Volume III

Flavor: Marshmallow, Iced. Skim milk. Two Equal packets (out of Splenda).

Ridiculous taste analogy: Imagine you're seventeen years old. You and your friends are very, very stoned, drinking iced coffee and eating Lucky Charms out of the box. Someone says "Oh my God, do you know what would be awesome? If we put the marshmallows from the Lucky Charms in the iced coffee." A hush falls over the room, the kind of hush that comes after someone has made a genius suggestion, and then y'all begin picking the marshmallows out of the cereal and drooping them into your iced coffee. Only they don't dissolve, so you let the iced coffee sit for about an hour and all the ice melts and it gets warm and when you finally drink it, you're not stoned anymore, and it's gross but no one can remember who actually came up with the idea, so there's no one to blame.

Repeat taste potential: If I ever smoke pot again, 8%. If not, 2%

Additional notes: Weird aftertaste

Overall score: On a scale of 1-10, 2.

Up next: Toasted Almond. I have high hopes for that one.