Dunkin' Donuts new coffee flavor reviews

Flavor: Coconut, Iced. Skim milk. No sugar.

Ridiculously exaggerated taste analogy: It tastes like burnt flesh smeared with suntan lotion.

Repeat taste potential: None

Additional notes: Walked out of Dunkin' Donuts, took a sip, grimaced and went back in. Added one packet of Splenda. Almost fell in Dunkin' Donuts because the silver sandals are slippery and I'm a klutz. Teenaged girl asked if I was okay. Splenda helped a little, but not much.

Overall score: On a scale of 1-10, 1 pre-Splenda, 2 post-Splenda.

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