Dream a Little Dream in PG-13

Me: I had a dream about you last night.

Zach: Ooh! Do tell.

Me: It was a dirty dream.

Zach: Yeah! Tell me about it.

Zach: Unless it involves you butt-humping me.

Me: You wouldn't want to hear about that?

Zach: No, not really. For the love of God -- is that what your dream was about?

Me: No.

Zach: Okay, then tell me.

Me: It wasn't that dirty. We had drunk phone sex.

Zach: Oh man. That is so HBO.

Me: HBO?

Zach: Yeah, so soft porn.

Me: You mean Cinemax?

Zach: Yes. They are lame, too.

Me: Sorry. I'll try to have a more hardcore dream about you next time.