Because I'm too lazy to actually write this week

Me: So I'm having an idea, and I need you to tell me if it's a bad one or not because I honestly can't tell.

Julie: If this idea has anything to do with [the ex], it's a bad idea.

Me: It doesn't.

Later...

Me: Was I always this big of a freak?

Julie: No.

Me: When did it start?

Julie: I'm not sure.

Me: Jule, you're my best friend. You're supposed to have this shit archived.

Julie: Let me give it some thought and get back to you.