Too much of a good thing

I've never been one for large, screaming designer logos on my clothing or accesories. Some people are, and that's okay. I do believe there's a line, though. This one guy on the subway last night? Totally crossing it.

This guy, he loves his Dolce & Gabbana, and he wants you to know. That's why he wears the sneakers with the D&GD&GD&GD&GD&GD&G print on them. And if you're not the type who looks down, he also wears the baseball cap with the D&GD&GD&GD&GD&GD&G print on it.

Now, I know what you're thinking. Shoes and a hat? Isn't that just a little too much? And to that I would say, yes, yes it is. But it's not all. He also had a messenger bag with the D&GD&GD&GD&GD&GD&G print on it.

Now, what if I told you that wasn't all? Would it blow your mind? Well, get ready to have your mind blown, because he was also wearing pants with the D&GD&GD&GD&GD&GD&G print on them. Can we visualize this for a moment? Hat, pants, bag, shoes -- all with the same exact print. All Dolce & Gabbana, all the time.

Now, when this young man was dressing himself yesterday morning, I wonder if he considered the shirt with the print on it. Thankfully, he didn't. Oh no, he went for the sweater with the one gigantic D & G in the middle. Understated, yes?