Some things I learned about myself via the comments on my Rachel Ray post

1. I am the best sister ever.
2. I'm a jealous bitch.
3. I sucked the wrong dick.
4. I'm just stating facts.
5. I'm gay.
6. I am neither as good-looking nor as natural as Rachel Ray.
7. I'm a hater.
8. I do not have it going on.
9. If I were nicer, Rachel Ray would have given me a job.
10. I drink Haterade and make pointless web pages.
11. My mother never taught me that jealousy will get me nowhere fast.
12. I have a lame blog.
13. I look like Rachel Ray.
14. I now have a repulsive sex act named after me.
15. I am a jealous bitch who hasn't sucked the right dick yet (Hm, this one sounds familiar)
16. I need to put the bible down and pick up an issue of Cosmo
17. I'm not very Christian.

I love it.